It's Flammable.
In the anti-Carl Elliott frenzy that swept Canada last month, I noted that Chapters, Canada’s largest book retailer, did not have any copies of White Coat, Black Hat in stores — which made it impossible to hold any mass book burnings before the Christmas season. Inexplicably, this Canada-hater’s book is now showing up in stores all over Canada’s major cities. If you plan on setting fire to the book in public, now may be your chance.
Canada
Deut. 9:17: "And I took the book, and cast it out of my two hands, and brake it before your eyes." Because it SUCKED!
Congratulations to Ken Deville, whose Charlton Heston/Moses photo wins the White Coat, Black Hat photo contest. Deville is a professor of bioethics himself, so I’m betting that Carl stole a couple of his ideas as well. He’ll be treated to his choice of the the 7 prizes we have on offer
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Many thanks to everyone who participated. I was impressed, as always, at the outstanding number of talented Carl-haters out there.
As a coda, I would like to propose one more idea: A New Yorker-style caption competition. See if you can come up with a suitable caption for this photo, one that reflects some of Carl’s key attributes (talentlessness, sanctimony, plagiarism). I’ll get the ball rolling:
“Hey everybody, I wrote this puppy all by myself. That Burning Bush didn’t have shit to do with it!”
Your turn. Use the comments section below to give your suggestions (and this is just for fun, by the way. No prizes. What am I, made of money?)
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Killjoy
Guess who’s back on CNN, ruining it for everybody? See Carl’s latest piece, “Drug firms have to stop paying doctors”
Meanwhile I’m still working on my latest piece, “News outlets have to stop paying washed-up, badgering doctors”
Self-promotion
Worse than Krampus
One more day left in our photo contest! Get your entries in soon! Today’s submission:
If you have been particularly unpleasant this year, beware: This little turd may replace your annual lump of coal, your bag of hickory switches, or your journey with Krampus to the pits of hell.  And like a big lump of coal, it will burn brightly in your Christmas hearth.
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“His wrath towards you burns like fire!”
Carl Elliott has chosen the Observatory in Brooklyn as his next pulpit from which to sermonize against Big Pharma and other people besides him who make money. You can get all the details on the Observatory’s website (oh, and thanks for that nasty little message at the end about the “estranged brother.” Fucker).
It’s on November 30 at 8pm. Go if you must, but don’t sit there like some sycophant. Remember: There are many ways to make it interesting.
Making it Interesting, Self-promotion
"I, Carl Elliott, hereby confess that I plagiarized my book from the emails of my younger and more talented brother"
Photo Contest, Uncategorized
"I don't look at myself as a bioethicist. I look at myself as a pious, sermonizing prick who happens to teach bioethics"
The latest entry in the photo contest: Dr. Elliott and Coach K.
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A screenshot from Amazon:
Amazon's algorithm does not lie.
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Solution to a wobbly table
Entry #3 in our photo contest reminds us that if you think creatively, you can find a use even for something as worthless as Carl Elliott’s book. If you have a piece of wobbly furniture, well, the book’s just sitting there, anyway.
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