White Coat, Black Hat

Don’t you think you are being a little harsh? No, I don’t mean to Carl. He apparently deserves whatever you dish out, even on his birthday. But ruined is an awfully strong word to describe your life. Pathetic maybe, or pitiable, but surely not ruined. What with your therapy and your Zyprexa, things are looking up. And face transplants are getting better all the time. So don’t be so hard on yourself. “Your life [a life] is waiting!”