Woe unto you, scribes and pharisees! Dr. BFD at Harvard
September 20th, 2016

“O sinner! Consider the fearful danger you are in: ’tis a great furnace of wrath, a wide and bottomless pit….”
Carl will be at Harvard Thursday, to rage against the wicked, and to peddle a six-year-old, mostly forgotten book of stolen ideas. If you go, you can probably get a remainder-bin copy out of the crate he pathetically carries around with him – Or better yet, just use that money to buy some hog urine.
Book spoiler alert: Carl doesn’t like it when other people make money. Good thing he’s doing this whole shebang for free; otherwise he’d look like a hypocrite.