White Coat, Black Hat

Or could, if only they still sold them.  Wonder Sauna Hot Pants! Look better, feel better, wake up your body! Slenderize exactly where you want.  Easy to inflate, one size fits all.

The choice is yours:  Sit on your lazy ass and read Carl’s book, or get to work and better yourself with some inflatable plastic sauna pants.

h/t to the Retronaut.

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