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Cain and Abel

January 17th, 2011
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  1. Ian
    January 23rd, 2011 at 05:16 | #1
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    now its getting a little sad. You know, there might be a drug that can help you with your feelings of inadequacy towards your brother.

    • B Elliott
      January 23rd, 2011 at 21:04 | #2
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      No thanks, bourbon and percocet do me just fine, thank you very much. Hey, maybe there’s a drug for your buddy, Dr. BFD — something that will reduce his desire to smite his own brother for profit, stealing his ideas and then failing to mention him once in his half-assed book. This video brings it all into focus, I’d say. What do you have against the Bible?

      • Ian
        January 24th, 2011 at 20:22 | #3
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        Leviticus ruined all my fun. I wonder if the younger Baldwin brothers have sites like this, it could be a new market craze. You should market some B. Elliot T-shirts and sell them here on the site, they could say “The Original Elliot”

  2. B Elliott
    February 20th, 2011 at 21:22 | #4
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    It is widely known that Alec Baldwin’s speech in Glengarry Glenn Ross was in fact lifted from his more talented younger brother, Stephen. The t-shirt idea sounds good, but I think I prefer the slogan “Leviticus ruined all my fun.”

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