Announcing the White Coat Black Hat Photo Competition
Smile, asshole!
Inspired by the excellent photo that showed up after Carl Elliott’s Asheville reading, the White Coat, Black Hat website is happy to announce its first contest.  Readers are invited to send us their most creative and insulting images of Carl Elliott and/or his book, White Coat, Black Hat. Whether you find an interesting new placement for the book, or do a photoshop job on his cheesy promo pics, show Carl what you really think of him and his half-assed collection of stolen ideas.
Send your submissions to info@whitecoatblackhat.com. Deadline is November 30. No constraints; any image is ok with me. Hell, if you want to shove that book down a woodchipper and put it on youtube, that qualifies too.
Favorites will be posted on the website. And the prize? Well, you could opt for a free copy of that piece of shit book, or much better, you can have your choice of any of the alternatives I’ve suggested for the same price (well, any except the Ambien).  If you choose a horse head mask over Carl’s book, then so much the better.
Eu sei que foi você, Fredo. Você quebrou meu coração. Você quebrou meu coração!
I don’t get it. What’s with all the anger here? Could you explain?