Killjoy
Guess who’s back on CNN, ruining it for everybody? See Carl’s latest piece, “Drug firms have to stop paying doctors”
Meanwhile I’m still working on my latest piece, “News outlets have to stop paying washed-up, badgering doctors”
Worse than Krampus
One more day left in our photo contest! Get your entries in soon! Today’s submission:
If you have been particularly unpleasant this year, beware: This little turd may replace your annual lump of coal, your bag of hickory switches, or your journey with Krampus to the pits of hell.  And like a big lump of coal, it will burn brightly in your Christmas hearth.
Carl and Whoopi
The contestant writes:
I tried to scope out the placement of White Coat Black Hat at the Mall of America Barnes and Noble, but was advised by an employee there that not only was the book not in stock, but that it had never been published and does not exist. When I mentioned its review in the NYT, she advised me that the NYT is notorious for reviewing books that have not been released. Luckily, the good people at the B&N at Calhoun Village realize the book exists and that Carl and Whoopi Goldberg are asking the same big questions!
Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must remain silent.
The contestant writes:
Forget Photoshop — after reading a bit of WCBH I entered the search term “wolfman masturbating” into Google Images, and immediately found this genuine photograph. Quite what it amounts to I cannot say, but what I can say is that it brings us closer to the real Carl Elliott.
Congratulations on your work in exposing this beast.
"Hello, Big Pharma greedheads. I would like to talk to you about the obscene amount of money you're making. For details, please purchase a copy of my book."
“His wrath towards you burns like fire!”
Carl Elliott has chosen the Observatory in Brooklyn as his next pulpit from which to sermonize against Big Pharma and other people besides him who make money. You can get all the details on the Observatory’s website (oh, and thanks for that nasty little message at the end about the “estranged brother.” Fucker).
It’s on November 30 at 8pm. Go if you must, but don’t sit there like some sycophant. Remember: There are many ways to make it interesting.
"I, Carl Elliott, hereby confess that I plagiarized my book from the emails of my younger and more talented brother"
"I don't look at myself as a bioethicist. I look at myself as a pious, sermonizing prick who happens to teach bioethics"
The latest entry in the photo contest: Dr. Elliott and Coach K.
Deut. 9:17. "And I took the book, and cast it out of my two hands, and brake it before your eyes." Why? Because it SUCKED!
"I am not a cheapskate plagiarizing, lawyer-calling bully"
Solution to a wobbly table
Entry #3 in our photo contest reminds us that if you think creatively, you can find a use even for something as worthless as Carl Elliott’s book. If you have a piece of wobbly furniture, well, the book’s just sitting there, anyway.
From the political to the scatalogical: Here is our next entry in the White Coat, Black Hat photo contest.
Hi there, I’m happy to see that at least one person shows what Carl Elliott really stands for. He just whines and whines about our products, but as the number 1 sales-agent of Immodium in Minnesota, I know perfectly well he uses our products when the need is there. Here is where I found his book.
P.A.D. Pooper
Two images; click on #2 to view the second one.
He likes Tony almost as much as he liked Nixon.
This evening, we received our first submission to the photo contest. An outstanding beginning!
I will post these as they arrive, but I will leave out contestant’s names unless they specifically tell me otherwise. That way, you can feel free to be as ruthless as you like.
